I think I want to be a pirate....

With all the news about how pirating is so lucrative in Africa. I think its a good time for me to get into the game.

I think I will mark out my territory around the South China Sea around Vietnam and Hong Kong area, there will be a lot of booty and loot their. My crew will be call "Bruce Lee on the Sea," its a bit long, so I should probably shorten it.